Manueluv and I are convinced Agent K is Coulson’s father. Hell, MIB is even owned by Marvel.
Welp. Never gonna unsee this.
HEADCANON ACCEPTED SO FAST I THINK I BROKE SOMETHING
Guys - who do you think told Phil all those stories about Cap?
THIS POST IS OVER 2 YEARS OLD AND IT JUST. GOT. BETTER.
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The new one is “The Statement of Randolph Carter” and is 15 minutes long.
((I’m thinking, maybe I should put the audio files up just on tumblr. What do you think of that?))
Thanks to the windy rain I imagine I look #windswept and #beautiful! Now I have even more reasons to love the rain :3
I always get a disappointing surprise at the quality of food when I forget past experiences and eat at Panda Express.
Its always greasy, been sitting for a while, and tastes artificial. It only possesses quality a shade higher than that in a buffet… without the benefit of included desert and sides.
Terrible Food. Of course, they are exceedingly consistent across all their restaurants I’ve dined at, and consistent adherence to their precious awful recipes is of paramount concern.
I’ve reached my limit with dining options on campus. The best thing about summer will be DECENT FOOD every day.
You know what this adultery needs? SANDWICHES.
I’m quitting this website
This Southwest Airlines flight attendant is kind of perfect.
is she secretly a comedian?
Also I love how defensive Sirius and Remus are of the map in that movie. Every time Harry is like “the map doesn’t work” or “the map lies” they’re like “we made this fucking map, do you know how much work we put into it? It is not wrong.”
It’s NVCR’s sister-city’s numbers station, based in Nulogorsk. None of us are allowed to know about it. Forget everything I just said.
Eye candy. Man. Car. Yum.
Will I be able to upload this via phone? [Dramatic music]
tryin to clean my house and listen to Beyonce at the same time
- “I want to cry but my eye makeup looks so good right now.”— Everyone, at some point in their lives (via acceptvnce)
WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD
*rides into battle on a gym class butt scooter*
*runs over fingers* ffu fuKFUCK ABORT MISSIOn A...